Mssr. Louboutin, I Want To Be Your Latina Muse. {Open Letter to Christian Louboutin}

It's quite simple. I love your shoes. I wear them well, though I don't own a pair, admittedly. I talk about them all the time and with wreckless abandon. My friends think I have a secret closet affair with shoes that yet exist on my shelves. I lust them on all social media realms with links to where my shoe-loving girlfriends can buy.  I've proposed to surrender some of my most prized possessions for a single pair. And ultimately, my mission every morning is to work hard, to hustle my ass off to afford one of your pricey artistic creations. 

Honestly, just last week I seriously considered buying the "Daffodile" in teal. But then I started thinking about the amount of people that are hungry and how my money would be better spent helping them eat.  But it doesn't take away the fantasy of wearing a 6" skinny stiletto with a beautiful dress or even my Rock Republic jeans and motorcycle jacket. I relish in the thought of how lovely a pair would look accessorized with one of my 250 hats. 

For now, I'll continue to lust and throw my positive energy to wind with a prayer that one of your shoes or two will make their way to my feet. An admission: I do love to see my Latina sisters like Jennifer Lopez, Christina Milian and Zoe wearing your shoes, but it saddens me that I only see starlets rocking the death-defying shoe. Every-day ladies with deep-rooted appreciation and unbreakable affection for your craft, should have an opportunity, too. 

So, through this letter, I'm putting myself out there, available to you. I'm here if you need a pretty and sassy chica, standing 5'1", weighing 125 to fiecerly wear and be the face of your red sole brand. Iv'e been to Pigalle. I understand the red. And, after all,  I do make a shoe look orgasmically delicious!

Sincerely, 

Bren-

From the desingers' Spring 2011 Collection. All of the shoes below are on my lustlist. 

Top to Bottom: 

4A python bootie.

Futura ankle bootie. The ones Gwyneth rocked during the Grammy performance with Cee Lo.

Lady Peep painted python. Heidi Klum was seen in these at the Grammy's.

Daffodile Strass stiletto. Beyoncé was seen in these and just about every other CL.

Viva Boom Espadrille Wedge. Pure hotness and sex appeal in a very casual way.

Lady Daf with ankle strap in python. Mustard color is amazing, too! This is more my stilo! 

Luxura studded pump. Comes in White and black, too. Utter sexiness. Delicious all around. 

Pampas leather swirl cut out pump.

Elisabeth peep-toe mule. This brings the sassy Latina out of me. Some salsa dancing will ensue.

Miss Cristo leather cork wedge. 

*images collected from all over the Internet

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